On my first day at a new church, Pastor Dave pulls me aside with this concerned look. “Listen,” he whispers, “just so you know—our people are a little rough around the edges. Some of them drop F-bombs in Bible study.” He’s watching my face, waiting for shock. “They’re not trying to be disrespectful to God. A lot of them are new in their faith, and this is just how they’ve learned to talk.” I nodded and thought: Perfect. See, I’ve never been the eloquent type. I say what I mea